Freak Strike

The kids learn that talk shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their shows. They immediately sign Butters up as a guest with a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize. However, when there isn't enough of Butters' prize to go around, Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury when he talks him mom into joining him on the segment titled "Please Help My Out of Control Child."

Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Mr. Herbert Garrison, Philip Niles Argyle, Timmy, Jimmy Swanson, God, Satan, Mr. Mackey, Tom the News Reporter, Clyde, Grandpa Marvin Marsh, Miss Diane Choksondik, Ned Gerblanski, Officer Barbrady, Big Gay Al, Mr. Hankey, Dr. Alphonse Mephesto, Dr. Doctor, Twong Lu Kim, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Stuart McCormick, Jimbo Kearn, Terrance Henry Stoot, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Tweek, Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Pip Pirrup, Priest Maxi, Shlomo, Vanity, Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch, Mrs. McCormick, Liane Cartman, Sharon Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Principal Victoria, Mayor McDaniels, Mrs. Crabtree, Estella, Helen Livvialai, Star Trek Geeks, Chris Stotch, The Freaks