Asspen

With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.

Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Mr. Herbert Garrison, Philip Niles Argyle, Timmy, Jimmy Swanson, God, Satan, Mr. Mackey, Tom the News Reporter, Clyde, Grandpa Marvin Marsh, Miss Diane Choksondik, Ned Gerblanski, Officer Barbrady, Big Gay Al, Mr. Hankey, Dr. Alphonse Mephesto, Dr. Doctor, Twong Lu Kim, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Stuart McCormick, Jimbo Kearn, Terrance Henry Stoot, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Tweek, Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Pip Pirrup, Priest Maxi, Shlomo, Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch, Mrs. McCormick, Liane Cartman, Sharon Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Principal Victoria, Mayor McDaniels, Mrs. Crabtree, Estella, Helen Livvialai, Chef, Closing Credits Singer, Thumper the Ski Trainer, Tad