Shame on me: I've joined the Tropers. 
And worse, I'm thinking of launching a new trope. The tentative title is "Made Of Bologna," as cartoon characters seem to be made of a bologna-like substance, often with a bone core. Drawing all the myriad tissues and structures in a living body would be tedious, and also be too graphic for younger audiences. 
An illustration of the concept: http://fav.me/d5tlmst.
So, if anyone here can think of an instance where a character gets cut in two, lengthwise or crosswise, kindly mention it here. The more examples, the better. 
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Life imitates cartoons. Don't believe me?
Try typing "You're doing it wrong" into your search engine.
* I have no idea how these fools survive themselves. 
