The Dating Guy
Meet Mark, Woody, Sam and VJ. They live in a sort of in-between world. They've finished school and are living on their own, but they haven't settled down yet or even accrued much of a bank account. They're essentially living life day to day. Kind of broke. Kind of directionless.
Episode guide
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Bonnie & Mark
Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets mysterious street illusionist Archangel, who briefly impresses her with his mystical abilities.
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Beaver Fever
Mark's new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parents' cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie's father while V.J. and Woody attempt to get lucky with the ladies at an all-fema…
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Boner Doner
Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date's dying brother. He and the boys travel to the Philippines in search of a replacement organ. Sam imperson…
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A Taste Of Wang
V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend. To impress Jeanie, Mark lies about knowing a famous singer. Now he must convince Sa…
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Statue Of Limitations
Mark is emasculated when artist Frieda sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Woody gets a tattoo on his face to impress a woman. Sam dates a painter with no arms, but ends up not feeling sorr…
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Yummy Dummy
Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but he takes a liking to her dummy Mallory. Out of revenge for Mallory's wisecracks, Sam steals Mallory with intent to dispose of her. Woody's undisp…
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Really Bad Lieutenant
A drunken Woody and V.J. are abandoned at a reenactment pioneer village, but they think that they have traveled back in time. Mark and Sam date police officers Valerie and Vince, a crime-fi…
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Captain Petard
Mark meets gold-digging Diana, who mistakes him for a rich yachtsman, and he steals a boat to impress her. Woody starts a Monday night pillow-fighting league at Hotel Ego.
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There's Something About Amelia
Mark dates Amelia, a werewolf who just wants to be accepted. Sam tries dating a single dad whose child is the Devil.
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Cherry Sundae
When porn star Cherry Sundae comes to town and takes a liking to Mark, he thinks that he's in for the ride of his life. At a porn industry convention, V.J.'s manhood is "discovered" and bec…
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Woodyplicity
V.J. totals Mark's car, so they enter a competition to win a new one. Woody pretends that he has a twin brother in order to date twin sisters! Sam runs interference in Woody's scheme.
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Wind Tunnel
After spending the night with Mark, local weathergirl Connie goes to work commando, accidentally flashes the world and loses her job. Mark, feeling responsible, takes action to get her job…
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Deranged Marriage
V.J.'s family in India sends him a bride whose small-village ways wreak havoc on his lifestyle. Unready to take the plunge into marriage, V.J. plots to send her home with honor. Anderson as…
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24ish
Woody and Mark have only 30 minutes to get to the airport and hook up with two Swedish flight attendants. V.J. and Sam smoke medicinal marijuana and think that the Zombie Apocalypse has arr…
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The Perfect 10 Killer
Sam goes undercover to catch a serial killer who's only murdering women who are "Perfect 10s." When Mark buys his first pair of man-shoes, he gets caught up in an international spy ring of…
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The Incredible Shrinking Woody
Woody and Anderson are shrunk to 12 inches tall and used as sex toys by a deranged scientist. Sam and Mark compete on a Japanese game show.
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Asspocalypse Now
Sam goes to Brazil for a butt augmentation while V.J., on the run from Woody, gets an unexpected gut reduction. Mark follows Sam into the Brazilian jungle to retrieve the one-of-a-kind jean…
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Leprechaun Interrupted
On St. Patrick's Day, Mark, Woody and V.J. kidnap a leprechaun whose hot Irish daughter curses them to bad luck forever. Sam gets herself committed to a psychiatric hospital to revive the c…
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Gross Encounters Of The Virgin Kind
After a night of heavy partying, V.J. is convinced that he's had his "cherry popped" by aliens -- and needs to get more of their sweet lovin'. Sam convinces her ugly boyfriend to get plasti…
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VJ And The Holy Boner
Having seen all the porn that the Internet has to offer, V.J. goes on a quest to find the "Holy Grail of Porn." While the gang is in Rome, Mark meets up with a former flame, "the one who go…
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Spontänioûs Skidmark
Woody falls for a professional basketball player. When she gets pregnant, he must decide what kind of dad he'll be. Meanwhile, V.J. gets his first car, which turns out to be a robot with a…
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20,000 VJ's Under The Sea
Mark works on an ad campaign for eccentric billionaire Russell Peters. Peters takes the gang on a voyage in his personal submarine to find the lost city of Atlantis. So cool!
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Spanking The Monkey
When Sam's ex splits, leaving her with a monkey, she unexpectedly goes all maternal, treating the masturbating, feces-throwing chimp like the child she never had. V.J. and Woody grow a pot…
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Brother From Another Tanning Booth
Woody and Mark must walk a day in the other's "color" when they each get their skin lightened/darkened. After a weekend with Sam, a fresh-faced boy band becomes total wastoids, threatening…
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Too Fast Too Dexler
After Mark gets dumped for being "too safe," Woody teaches him how to be a man until their bad-ass ways get them caught in a gang war. Sam and V.J. are crazy-glued together and date conjoin…
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Weekend At Booyah's
When Brian Booyah, Mark's boss, falls into a short-lived romance with Sam, Mark must think fast to make Booyah happy again and keep his job. Woody learns what it's like to be treated as a p…
