Dick Figures
Two dysfunctional friends, Red and Blue, make up for what they lack in smarts and sex appeal with a really long string of bad decisions.
Cartoons
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A Bee Or Something
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
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Panda Hat
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
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Flame Wars
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
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Traffic Jams
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
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Attack Of The Pwns
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
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OMG
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
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Role Playas
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
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Steakosaurus
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way -- hunting, killing and time-traveling.
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Trouble Date
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed.
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Zombies & Shotguns
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
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Kitty Amazing
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of "Apocalypse Meow."
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Butt Genie
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
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Camp Anarchy
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
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Fang Angels
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
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Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
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Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
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We're Cops!
After taking Blue on a joyride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
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Sex Marks The Spot
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
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Y U So Meme?
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
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Adventures Of Batman & The Bloser
Red, Blue and the rest of the color spectrum are on high alert as Earl Grey, a super-high-class super-villain, threatens to teabag the world into black and white!
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Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans.…
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Real Dudes Bros Night Man
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
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Terminate-Her
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
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Modern Flame War 3
After an Internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
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Planet Asshole
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
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Zeusbag
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
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Brain Switch
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue, at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains, shit gets crazy as they try to take ove…
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Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption!
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Pleasure Cruise
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
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Losing Streakers
A gambling road trip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
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Kung Fu Winners
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
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Ballad Of Lord Tourettes
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary F?!@#%G thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
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First Day Of Cool
Y U No Pitch in for Dick Figures movie? - http://kck.st/L9tNNA Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
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Ocho Muerte
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
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Puss Magnet
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
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Taco Tuesday
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
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The Fart Knight Rises
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time.
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The Red Devil
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
