Spliced
About Spliced
What do Cow-pig-shrimp-chickens, 1950s bowling coaches, robots with beautiful hair, two-legged rhinos, gravy and songs about gravy have in common? Nothing really. But they're all in Spliced - a show about mixed-up freaky animal mutants and their mixed-up freaky animal mutant friends.
Peri and his pal Entrèe are the leftovers of insane genetic experiments, abandoned on Keep Away Island after their mad scientist creator was arrested for crimes against nature and good taste. Along with a whole neighborhood of equally weird creatures, they embark on heartwarming adventures that usually involve someone catching on fire and someone else learning a lesson about sharing. Or bowling. Or what you shouldn't put in your mouth. Or why it seems like hair grows back thicker after you've shaved. Y'know, important stuff like that.
Episode guide
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Bowled Over
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Stuck Together
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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No Play For Princess
Peri and Entrée avoid playing Bucketstickfruitball with Princess Pony Apehands as she's just too enormously scary.
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Cleaning Up
Discovering that thousands of microscopic creatures live on his skin, Peri decides never to wash again.
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Outsmarted
Mr. Smarty Smarts dreams of an island where everyone's a genius just like him. But he soon realizes it isn't as perfect as it sounds.
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Gordon
Peri and Entrée find an old golf cart in the woods only, to discover that it has a mind of its own.
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Fairy Odd Princess
Peri and Entrée accidentally dress up as fairy princesses, and Princess Pony Apehands thinks they're the real deal.
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Brothers in Farms
Finding Entrée's twin brother frozen seems like a dream come true until everyone starts to like him more.
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Roots
Entrée pushes his laziness to a new level and he literally grows roots, roots he wishes he didn't have when it's Island Crazy Funday.
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Two Arms Joe
Wanting to do something special for Joe, Peri lends the two-legged mayor his arms for a day.
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Honorary Freak
Patricia's in the dumps, feeling like she doesn't fit in on this island of twisted mutant freaks.
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Come to the Dork Side
Realizing that Peri's ability to innocently cause mayhem could be harnessed, Smarty Smarts attempts to turn him evil.
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Livin' La Vida Lava
After Peri and Entrée discover a remote control that remotely controls the volcano, they start using lava to do everything. The whole of Condemned quickly follows suit until every last drop…
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Mo' Mayo Mo' Problems
Entrée's through with regular food - all it does is fill up space in his stomach he could use for eating mayonnaise.
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Walkie-Talkie Spinesuckie
Peri and Entrée discover that walkie-talkies are a lot of fun -until Entrée stops thinking for himself and just calls up Peri instead. Every five minutes. All night long.
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My Fair Shark Bunny
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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The Mutant who Cried Monster
Peri and Entrée look like idiots when they cry monster and find a cute fuzzy little guy named Melvin instead. Determined to save face, our duo transforms Melvin into a real life monster to…
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Pink
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Pork Chop!
Entrée figures that the fastest way to get respect is to become a crazy kung-fu master and scare everyone into kneeling before him.
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Same Difference
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Follow Your Dreamworms
After seeing Patricia struggle with her novel and Joe throw everything into his paintings, Entrée's glad he doesn't have any dreams.
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Of Masters And Minions
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Whirrel Call
Peri's having terrible nightmares - so terrible that he decides never to sleep again. When that doesn't work, Patricia and Entrée use the Doctor's Mark 1 Dreambucket to enter his dream and…
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Nightmare On Condemned Street
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Best Before Date
Entrée's got a best before date on his butt and it's next week.
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Stompabout
Two-Legs Joe has quite the temper and destroys the town in a rage.
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Taste of Friendship
Entrée gets jealous after a licking-contest-gone-wrong grants Peri superpowers. Why can't he have superpowers? Turns out he can, except it means ceding all control to an evil and telepathic…
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Sugar Low
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Compu Peri
Peri's got a new pet - a half-bat half-puppy named Pistachio. That is, until his buppy runs into the jungle and disappears.
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Marszapan Meadows
Patricia's trying to work on her new novel but keeps getting distracted by inconsiderate freaks.
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Living Help
Patricia likes helping, sometimes too much - insisting that she knows how to do things "right" and that if people just did things her way, the world would be a much better place.
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Sgt. Snuggums
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Stupid Means Never Having To Say I'm Sorry
Someone's stolen Entrée's lucky stone and he suspects the entire island. Only he's wrong, and when he and Peri refuse to apologize for their reckless accusations, they're exiled to a remote…
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Cube Wacked
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Jetpackin
Entrée's bored and what's the sure-fire cure for boredom? That's right - a jetpack! Trading his pet crab Harold for Smarty Smarts' jetpack, Entrée's soon soaring and looping.
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Mole-sters In The Mist
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Fuzzy's Great Journey
Fuzzy Snuggums is a great explorer, except he's constantly maimed on his expeditions. When the cute little guy promises never to give up until he reaches Amazatopia, everyone conspires to m…
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Octocatastrophe
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Nobody's Cult But Mine
Looking for his pal Peri, Entrée finds a strange pupa instead. When it cracks open, Peri emerges with a glorious set of butterfly wings.
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Stomach On Strike
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Amazon
When Patricia leaves on vacation, Peri and Entrée promise to watch her house and take care of her pet Mole-sters.
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Juice
Entrée wants to be popular, but nothing works until he and Peri discovers his "juice" is the best drink ever.
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Yetis Don't Care 'Bout Nothin'!
When Yetis invade the island after Entrée crashes it into the Arctic, Entree becomes enamoured of their take-no-prisoners lifestyle and joins their tribe.
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Clones Don't Care About Nothin' Either
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
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Helen
Peri and Entrée are in a desperate battle - for the hand of the beautiful Helen.
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The Count Of Pinchy Crabbo
When Peri and Entrée get treed by the Wunny Sharbit, Entrée constructs a rigid-body straight-wing hang glider and soars away to get help.
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Making Wrinkles In Time
Peri and Entrée travel back in time to find out why Two-Legs Joe stomps Entrée so much.
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Bite, Shuffle And Moan
Patricia orders Peri to rest so he can get better, but Peri would rather be out with Entrée and his new double-handled poking stick.
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Promises Promises
Entrée discovers the most amazing thing: people will give you almost anything if you make them a promise in return. But when all those promises come due, he's forced to make good on a promi…
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Joe Loses His Stomp
Featuring Peri, Entrèe, Two Legs "Joe", Patricia, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Compuhorse, Fuzzy Snuggems, Mister Smarty Smarts, Octocat, Aperitif, Brain Squid
