Metalocalypse

2006 – 2012 63 episodes

The show is basically about a (half-American/half-Norwegian) metal band that is about a hundred times bigger than The Beatles. But a million times more dangerous and a billion times more stupid. This show promises violent murder. Violent violent murder. And metal.

Episode guide

  1. The Curse Of Dethklok

    August 6, 2006 Season 1, no. 101 TV Episode Williams Street

    After performing a coffee jingle in the farthest reaches of the Arctic Circle to a sold-out crowd, Dethklok witnesses its French chef being chopped to pieces by the blade of its helicopter…

  2. Dethwater

    August 13, 2006 Season 1, no. 102 TV Episode Williams Street

    In an attempt to make their next album the most brutal ever, Dethklok commissions a Russian nuclear submarine to record deep in the Nordic waters. Underwater, the band copes with seasicknes…

  3. Happy Dethday

    August 20, 2006 Season 1, no. 103 TV Episode Williams Street

    It's Murderface's birthday, and the whole band realizes that he's the hardest guy in the world to shop for. Murderface throws himself a party, which he hates, until the rest of Dethklok sur…

  4. Dethtroll

    August 27, 2006 Season 1, no. 104 TV Episode Williams Street

    The band plays a song that unintentionally wakes a deadly Nordic Forest Troll. Dethklok doesn't care until they learn that the Troll is knocking out all DSL lines, making their Internet rea…

  5. Dethkomedy

    September 3, 2006 Season 1, no. 106 TV Episode Williams Street

    In a legendary bad move, Dethklok decides to do stand-up comedy. Pickles remains traumatized by a heckler, while the rest of Dethklok learns that comedy is all about embracing the hate. Det…

  6. Dethfam

    September 10, 2006 Season 1, no. 107 TV Episode Williams Street

    Uncomfortable and embarrassed, Dethklok painfully endures while their parents are in town for a visit. The guys are at first pissed and doubtful when their parents announce the release of t…

  7. Performance Klok

    September 17, 2006 Season 1, no. 108 TV Episode Williams Street

    Dethklok has a huge fight on stage, which prompts the record label to hire a performance coach to keep the band together. The band falls in love with therapy for all the wrong reasons.

  8. Snakes 'N' Barrels

    September 24, 2006 Season 1, no. 109 TV Episode Williams Street

    Pickles reunites with his old hair band, Snakes 'n' Barrels, which has the rest of Dethklok worried that their drummer may leave them. When the 10-years-sober Snakes 'n' Barrels are given e…

  9. Mordland

    October 1, 2006 Season 1, no. 110 TV Episode Williams Street

    Dethklok has opened up their home for their annual Dethfan Day. Dethklok continues with the "normal" everyday activities (like liver transplant surgery and scrubbing toilets) while fans are…

  10. Fat Kid At The Detharmonic

    October 8, 2006 Season 1, no. 111 TV Episode Williams Street

    In a last-ditch scramble for tax breaks, Dethklok agrees to host an event with the London Philharmonic, but only under one condition: Dethklok gets to produce their own kind of laser light…

  11. Skwisklok

    October 15, 2006 Season 1, no. 112 TV Episode Williams Street

    Skwisgaar is to host the Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class Pay Per View Event to promote the sales of a new guitar line, which includes the Skwisarmyatar and the A…

  12. Murdering Outside The Box

    October 22, 2006 Season 1, no. 105 TV Episode Williams Street

    Dethklok has an end-of-the-quarter employee evaluation to find out who's been embezzling from the company. The patronizing evaluation heads off with a pet talk and a corporate video that wi…

  13. Go Forth And Die

    October 29, 2006 Season 1, no. 113 TV Episode Williams Street

    Plagued by his stupidity, Nathan Explosion embarks on the dicey journey of earning his GED.

  14. Bluesklok

    November 5, 2006 Season 1, no. 114 TV Episode Williams Street

    Depressed, Dethklok is whisked away to the Mississippi Delta to "discover" the Blues.

  15. Religionklok

    November 12, 2006 Season 1, no. 116 TV Episode Williams Street

    Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true church.

  16. Dethkids

    November 19, 2006 Season 1, no. 115 TV Episode Williams Street

    Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by overbrutalizing his intentions and actions.

  17. Dethclown

    November 26, 2006 Season 1, no. 117 TV Episode Williams Street

    The Tribunal commissions Dr. Rockso, The Rock N Roll Clown, to gather information on Dethklok. Dr. Rockso and Toki's sudden friendship has the rest of Dethklok uneasy.

  18. Girlfriendklok

    December 3, 2006 Season 1, no. 118 TV Episode Williams Street

    Dethklok is asked to host the American Pornography Awards, but Nathan's controlling girlfriend puts a damper on the situation for the whole band.

  19. Dethstars

    December 10, 2006 Season 1, no. 119 TV Episode Williams Street

    When Dethklok is given a carte blanche development deal, the future of silver screen entertainment rests in their hands.

  20. The Metalocalypse Has Begun

    December 17, 2006 Season 1, no. 120 TV Episode Williams Street

    In this first-season finale, the Metalocalypse creeps closer to fulfillment when Dethklok executes their most brutal performance to date, and the Tribunal finally makes their move.

  21. Dethecution

    September 23, 2007 Season 2, no. 201 TV Episode Williams Street

    Still troubled by their performance on the coast of Danzig, Dethklok is told that they are being offered to choose how over 200 criminals are executed, provided that they play there. Will t…

  22. Dethlessons

    September 30, 2007 Season 2, no. 202 TV Episode Williams Street

    Toki Wartooth is fed up playing in the shadow of Skwisgaar's lead guitar. Under the tutelage of a crusty old guitar master, Toki learns that the heart, too, has strings.

  23. Dethvengeance

    October 7, 2007 Season 2, no. 203 TV Episode Williams Street

    The wounded, the scarred, and the disfigured unite. Meanwhile, an oblivious Dethklok spends their studio time recording onto the purest of all analog formats: water.

  24. Dethdoubles

    November 4, 2007 Season 2, no. 204 TV Episode Williams Street

    After a massive shootout at a Duncan Hills Coffeeshop opening, Dethklok invest in the ultimate protection - another Dethklok. But are these dopplegangers really all that they seem?

  25. Dethfashion

    November 11, 2007 Season 2, no. 205 TV Episode Williams Street

    Dethklok enters the fashion industry to promote their new clothing line, and in the process experiences the brutality of negative body image, dieting, and bulimia.

  26. Cleanzo

    November 18, 2007 Season 2, no. 206 TV Episode Williams Street

    Dr. Rockzo, the Rock 'n' Roll Clown is back... but this time he's asking Toki and the rest of Dethklok to help him do the impossible - get him clean off cocaine.

  27. Deth Wedding

    April 1, 2008 Season 2, no. 207 TV Episode Williams Street

    Pickles's brother is getting married and Dethklok are asked to appear at the wedding.

  28. Pr Klok

    May 25, 2008 Season 2, no. 208 TV Episode Williams Street

    Pickles gets a new PR lady who inflates his fame, prompting jealousy from his bandmates.

  29. Dethcarraldo

    June 1, 2008 Season 2, no. 209 TV Episode Williams Street

    The band travels to the Amazon and learns about the native brutality of Nathan's ancestors.

  30. Dethgov

    June 8, 2008 Season 2, no. 210 TV Episode Williams Street

    After the Govenor of Flordia is killed by Dethklok fans for bad comments made towards Nathan Explosion, Nathan is made temporary Govenor of Florida.

  31. Dethrace

    June 15, 2008 Season 2, no. 211 TV Episode Williams Street

    After Murderface is preempted while performing the national anthem at Nascar, he decides to create his own auto event. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Toki attempt to get their drivers licenses.

  32. Revengencers

    June 22, 2008 Season 2, no. 212 TV Episode Williams Street

    After an explosion in a Duncan Hills Coffee Shop, Dethklok are asked to perform a benefit concert for the victims.

  33. Klokblocked

    June 29, 2008 Season 2, no. 213 TV Episode Williams Street

    When Nathan discovers his ex-girlfriend has found a new love, he decides to begin dating again. But the rest of the band makes it hard for him to find a girlfriend.

  34. Dethsources

    July 6, 2008 Season 2, no. 214 TV Episode Williams Street

    Dethklok is fed up with Ofdensen knowing more about their stuff then they do. They want their fifth of everything now! So they hire an efficiency expert to help increase their weekly allowa…

  35. Dethdad

    July 13, 2008 Season 2, no. 215 TV Episode Williams Street

    Toki recieves news that his Dad is dying, so Toki and the band travel to Norway. Although the remaining Dethklok members go as a vacation from producing the new album.

  36. Snakes N Barrels II, Part 1

    August 24, 2008 Season 2, no. 216 TV Episode Williams Street

    When Pickles learns that Snakes N Barrels are touring America without him in the "SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show", Dethklok travel to Los Angeles put an end to the…

  37. Snakes N Barrels II, Part 2

    August 24, 2008 Season 2, no. 217 TV Episode Williams Street

    When Pickles learns that Snakes N Barrels are touring America without him in the "SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show", Dethklok travel to Los Angeles put an end to the…

  38. Dethrecord

    August 31, 2008 Season 2, no. 218 TV Episode Williams Street

    As the world economy starts to crumble, it is up to Dethklok to produce their new record before its too late.

  39. Black Fire Upon Us, Part 1

    September 7, 2008 Season 2, no. 219 TV Episode Williams Street

    As Dethklok's new album is released to the world, the Revengencers make their next move.

  40. Black Fire Upon Us, Part 2

    September 7, 2008 Season 2, no. 220 TV Episode Williams Street

    As Dethklok's new album is released to the world, the Revengencers make their next move.

  41. Renovationklok

    November 8, 2009 Season 3, no. 2301 TV Episode Williams Street

    Believing that Charles Offdensen is dead, Dethklok are forced to become their own managers by managing the band's finances, renovating Mordhaus and planning their biggest concert ever. Howe…

  42. Tributeklok

    November 15, 2009 Season 3, no. 302 TV Episode Williams Street

    After believing they have sold-out, Dethklok start their own tribute band to get back to their rock'n'roll roots.

  43. Dethhealth

    November 22, 2009 Season 3, no. 303 TV Episode Williams Street

    After a near death experience, Dethklok are ordered to the Doctor's office. They try some home remidies to ensure the doctor gives them a clean bill of health. Their attitudes change when P…

  44. Dethmas

    December 6, 2009 Season 3, no. 304 TV Episode Williams Street

    The band celebrate Christmas by spending time with their mothers.

  45. Fatherklok

    December 13, 2009 Season 3, no. 305 TV Episode Williams Street

    After having to deal with multiple paternity suits, Skwissgaar goes in search of his own father, leaving Dethklok without a lead guitarist.

  46. Fertilityklok

    September 26, 2010 Season 3, no. 306 TV Episode Williams Street

    Toki decides he wants to find his soulmate and goes to a match making service. Meanwhile, Murderface bets Skwisgaar that he can have more sex than him.

  47. Dethsiduals

    October 4, 2010 Season 3, no. 307 TV Episode Williams Street

    Toki and Murderface are put on probation after their frivilous lawsuit against the other band members regarding residuals is dismissed and their contribution to the band is called into ques…

  48. Rehabklok

    October 10, 2010 Season 3, no. 309 TV Episode Williams Street

    After an accident at a show in Mozambique that seemed to be caused by Pickle's drinking and cost billions of dollars in damage, Pickles is forced to go to rehabilitation.

  49. Dethzazz

    October 17, 2010 Season 3, no. 308 TV Episode Williams Street

    Toki tries to turn the life of his rock n' roll clown friend, Dr. Rockzo, around by investing Dethklok's vacation fund into the ultimate Zazz Blammymatazz reunion.

  50. Doublebookedklok

    October 24, 2010 Season 3, no. 310 TV Episode Williams Street

    Dethklok unwittingly double-books a gig in both Israel and Syria, putting the entire world in danger of World War III.