Squidbillies
A family of inbred squids tears the ass out of all creation in the North Georgia Mountains. It's not all drinking, brawling and reckless gunplay. Occasionally, they use crossbows. There's also hate, love, sex, a multinational drywall conglomerate, cockfighting, the penal system, and a deep-seated mistrust of authority and all things different.
Episode guide
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This Show Is Called Squidbillies
Introducing America's favorite animated family.
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Take This Job And Love It
Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.
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School Days, Fool Days
After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home-schooled by Early.
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Chalky Trouble
An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
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Family Trouble
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.
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Office Politics Trouble
Early concocts a popular new beverage.
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Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
The Sheriff and Early visit therapist together.
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Butt Trouble
Rusty begins laying eggs, to Early's dismay.
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Double Truckin' The Tricky Two
The family attempts to win the lottery.
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Swayze Crazy
A man claiming to be Patrick Swayze comes to town.
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Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Early wears his "party hat" to church, upsetting the reverend and God. An accident causes him to become a Fundamentalist Christian.
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Meth O.D. To My Madness
Early buys land and tries to make money on it, including drafting Lil into cooking Meth.
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The Tiniest Princess
On Halloween night the family confronts the local monsters.
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Asses To Ashes, Sluts To Dust
Granny is hospitalized, in need of an operation the family can't afford.
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Bubba Trubba
Comedian Plumber Bubba does a show in town.
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Burned And Reburned Again
Early and Krystal reconcile, but it doesn't go well.
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Terminus Trouble
Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff tour Atlanta, where Early is arrested.
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Survival Of The Dumbest
Another squid causes Rusty to question the nature of life.
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A Sober Sunday
Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays.
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Rebel With A Claus
On Christmas night Early captures and ransoms Santa Claus.
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Webnecks
Rusty's knack for computers leads to a robotic revolution in Dougal county.
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Beast Implants
After Granny's skin is burnt off she has her body parts replaced with different animals, which causes her to act like them.
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Tween Steam
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity until he begins puberty.
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Wing Nut
Dan Halen Industries genetically engineers a chicken entirely made of wings.
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Mephistopheles Traveled Below To A Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice And Moderation'
Rusty sells his soul to the devil in exchange for guitar skills.
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Earth Worst
After Early sells some of the land for commercial use, the family has a run-in with a group of hippies.
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The Good One
Lil gives birth to a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.
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Sharif
Having an attractive and youthful odor comes at a heavy price.
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Condition: Demolition!
After accompanying his father to "Make your child do work day," Rusty enters a demolition derby.
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The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
A documentary on "ignorant land squids" the Cuylers is filmed in Dougal county.
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The Unbearable Heatness Of Fire
The Sheriff investigates the cause of a fire that claims the Cuyler home.
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Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Rusty is put through a number of trials to prove his maturity.
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Armageddon It On!
The Rapture occurs and various Dougal county residents ascend to Heaven, while others do not.
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Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
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Flight Of The Deep Fried Pine Booby
Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff hunt Georgia's rarest bird.
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An Officer And A Dental Dam
After Granny takes ill, Early has her personal effects appraised on a public television program and discovers a long forgotten affair with General Robert E. Lee.
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The Okaleechee Dam Jam
When Dougal County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
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Pile M For Murder
Dan Halen grows a tail and horn and hears a voice, prompting him to have "Mount Murder" built. Meanwhile, The Cuylers have accidentally given away instead of sold their mud, leaving them no…
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Mud Days And Cornfused
Dougal county celebrates Mud Days, during which Dan Halen presents the community with a corn maze.
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Krystal, Light
Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. Both Dan Halen and Early find themselves attracted to her.
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Lerm
An accident leads to rage, leads to friendship, leads to love, leads to murder, leads to political success.
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The Liar, The Bitch And The Bored Rube
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
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The Fine Ol' Solution
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
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Anabolic-Holic
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
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Confessions Of A Gangrenous Mind
Oldest living confederate widow doesn't say anything of real relevance.
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The Big Gay Throwdown
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
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Atone Deaf
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
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God's Bro
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro after Dan Halen finances the construction of a Black Hole.
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Reunited, And It Feels No Good, Part 1
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
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Not Without My Cash Cow!, Part 2
When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
