Chilly Beach
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Episode guide
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Separation Anxiety
A decades-old debate polarizes the town, and soon, Chilly Beach is divided into two "distinct societies" based on hockey allegiances. With the demise of Chilly Beach imminent, Dale and Fran…
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Invasion Of The Beer Snatchers
Aliens abduct Frank, and after the usual alien prodding and probing, they put his brain under their control. Frank is forced to single-handedly come up with a solution that will save the to…
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Pucked In The Head
After being hit by a nasty slap shot, Frank develops a bad case of amnesia and disappears to parts unknown.
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Love Potion Undermined
In an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians, Abby decides to try a pheromone experiment. Her experiment, however, goes awry, and Abby is left with a bizarre love trian…
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Shut your Space Hole
A giant black hole is threatening planet Earth, and American space scientists need fresh ideas on how to combat it. Unfortunately, they reject budding Canadian genius Frank, who knows that…
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Power Pray
When Coach Jacques goes down with an injury and can no longer coach the kids' pee wee hockey team, Dale fills in- for a price. Dale soon finds that the deal he made isn't as sweet as he tho…
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Fever Tale
Katherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the United States, but Abby doesn't want to leave. So Abby feigns illness that will put all of America at risk should sh…
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Pity Slickers
With the help of Dale and Frank, April herds a colony of seals across the island, where they will be safe from vicious seal hunters. Along the way, she becomes a reluctant media darling, an…
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Angus Rex
A fully intact dinosaur found frozen in the ice under Dale's house thaws out and goes on a rampage through Chilly Beach. Angus is the only one with the skills and equipment to track down an…
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The Chilly Beachcombers
When Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, "The Beachcombers," he hears that it will air on Icelandic TV later in the week, and he devises a zany plan to see it whil…
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Lord Of The Ringettes
During a dispute over ice time at the local rink, Dale and Frank and their team are forced to play a game of hockey against April's girls' team. Dale resorts to cheating in order to defeat…
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The Beer Hunters
Dale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart, but he somehow ends up sending the beer truck, with the town's entire shipment of beer, out in the wilderness. The townsfolk decide to pursue t…
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Natural Born Curlers
In an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice cleaning duties at the rink. With an almost religious obsession, Dale creates the finest curling ice in the world. Whe…
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Hollywood Far North
Two film crews set up production in Chilly Beach: one, a low-budget Canadian art film; the other, a brainless mega-budget Hollywood blockbuster. Dale and Frank split over the relative merit…
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Secret Santa
While trying to buy a gift for the begrudged annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa himself. Santa decides that he needs a break and decides to hang out with D…
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Country Cooking
Dale and Frank receive a rude awakening when they find out that ball hockey does not have priority over passing cars on the streets of Chilly Beach. While trying to resolve their grievance,…
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Go Figure
Headlined by world champion figure skater Elvis Stojko, a traveling ice show arrives in Chilly Beach to the considerable indifference of everyone in town except Michel, who decides to run a…
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Dale To The Chief
Air Force One makes a refueling stop on the island, and the U.S. President accidentally gets left behind. Dale befriends the President and becomes his advisor, inadvertently causing a major…
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Polar Opposites
The new town dumpsite for Toronto's garbage also attracts an evil polar bear with a bad reputation. The good bear stumbles upon his evil confrere, and he decides to stick around to show jus…
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Cold War
An errant iceberg floats close to Chilly Beach, and its occupants turn out to be a couple of Soviet soldiers who have been adrift since before the collapse of the Soviet Union. A love affai…
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The Song Remains So Lame
Dale and Frank play in their old garage band at their high school reunion, where an old classmate, now a record producer, likes what she hears. The only problem is that the producer is inte…
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My Big Fat Creep Wedding
When Katherine finds herself too busy overthrowing the government of Cuba to take part in the father/daughter three-legged race with Abby at the Chilly Beach midwinter picnic, Dale steps in…
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Slush Fund
Thanks to a dwindling tourist trade, the town's economy is in serious trouble until Dale and Frank discover a brand new resource that could save the town. Unfortunately, their unscrupulous…
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Brother's Day
When Dale's older, more successful brother Dave comes to town, his hidden intentions eventually force Dale to choose between his conscience and his sense of familial responsibility.
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Superzeroes
After Dale and Frank inadvertently effect a rescue of Michel, a grateful Jacques rewards them with free food. Realizing the upside of his new "Superhero" status, Dale and Frank decide to pu…
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Slushbucklers
A show about antiques arrives in Chilly Beach, where an intrepid historical expert reveals that Jacques is really the direct descendant of the feared Pirate Blackboard. Feeling alone and re…
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Aurora Beerialis
After Dale tries to spruce up the Northern Lights, he ends up hypnotizing the entire town. Can he resist the urge to turn them all into servile robots? Don't count on it!
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Bitter Grounds
Jacques' old buddy opens a popular coffee shop. But after trying every scheme in the book to put the competition out of business, will he ever get the bitter taste of bitterness (and coffee…
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Full Moon Weiner
Somebody in town has been transformed into a vicious (and cuddly) ankle-biting monster. But who can stop the dreaded nibble of the Werewiener?
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Polargeist
Dale discovers a haunted locker room in his house and gets trapped inside the spirit world! Will Frank and Jacques save his soul before it's too late?
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The Souse That Roared
Frank's wrongly accused of having WMDs! And if evidence doesn't show up soon to prove that he IS guilty, the U.S. is going to blow 'em to smithereens!
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Chilly Beach We Have A Problem
The U.S. government stages a fake Pluto landing in Chilly Beach! But when Frank is mistaken for an alien, the illusion, and Frank's life, are threatened.
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Nature Of Wings
David Suzuki declares the rink an ecological site- leaving Dale jobless, and free to put the town in mortal ecological danger.
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Training Daze
The Toronto Ptarmigans are training in Chilly Beach! But someone's messing with the ice. Is Dale, the rink manager and a lifelong Montreal fan, the real culprit?
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Winning Freak
Dale gets hooked on performance-enhancing energy bars. Just one problem: scales, webbed fingers and other disfiguring mutations. Okay, several problems.
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Not Without My Yeti
Angus, the antisocial hunter, becomes a reluctant celebrity after he captures a wild Yeti on the loose.
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Christmas Inc.
Frank becomes Santa's financial guru, and he turns Santa's village into a money-grubbing operation.
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Syruptitious
Maple syrup is outlawed! Mr. Biggs starts an illegal "tree juice" speakeasy, and Al- no stranger to syrup himself- is just about powerless to stop him.
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Canada Joy Land
A Japanese businessman hires Dale and Frank as advisors for a popular Canada-themed amusement park. Unfortunately, their idea of Canada doesn't sit too well with Japanese tourists.
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Spiritual Matters
A spiritual leader comes to town for an enlightenment-palooza, and discovers that Dale may be the incarnation of the greatest guru ever. Thankfully, Gowan is there to help. Maybe.
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Fortune Kooky
After an electric shock gives Jacques mysterious psychic powers, everyone flocks to him for advice. But is he the real thing?
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Tower Of Babble
Cell-phone mania hits Chilly Beach! But the new cell-phone tower causes another kind of buzz- killer bees! Can anyone shut down this telephonic terror?
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Hard Time In Chilly Beach
When hockey fans create a noisy ruckus, Al tosses 'em in a minimum-security, maximum-comfort prison. But Frank discovers that their incarceration hurts Team Canada, so he must organize a br…
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You've Got Meat
Jacques is in love! But when he tries to win the heart of Chilly Beach's new meat-slinger, she mistakenly thinks that Dale's her secret admirer, and Jacques vows to settle things meathead-t…
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Bearly Vegan
When the town's bloodthirsty polar bear gives up meat, he gets support from April. But his carnivorous instincts return with a vengeance! Can he ride out the withdrawal, or will Dale's succ…
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Dr. Dale
When Chilly Beach gets its first public-access TV station, Dale hosts a daytime talk show and becomes a massive hit. But is he helping people with their problems or just giving them new one…
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Driving Mr. Biggs
It's election time! When Mr. Biggs runs for MP, he bribes Dale to help him take on the fast-talking incumbent. It's a political showdown between the corrupt versus the slightly less corrupt!
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What's Yours Is Mined
When Dale, Frank, Angus and the Bear cross paths atop a mountain, they discover diamonds in them thar hills! But with a terrible storm a-developin', they'll need to think fast so that they…
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Employee Of The Beer
When Frank is offered a cushy beer-technician job in fabulous Moose Jaw, he soon discovers that there's something rotten brewing.
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Lumberjackapalooza
When a lumberjacking contest comes to Chilly Beach, lumbering jackass Dale tries to impress April by mastering the art of chainsaw tree-carving.
