Quads!
Created by John Callahan, the series was produced in Australia and Canada.
Episode guide
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Maimed Manor
This episode introduces our motley handi-capable crew and their bizarre living arrangement. Reilly, an able-bodied drunk, is hit by a car, and finds himself a quadriplegic drunk. The guilt-…
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Bad Manors
Perpetually low on cash, Reilly and the gang make several fairly honest attempts at finding jobs in the "real world" with no success. Light bulb! Rent out the luxurious Maimed Manor for wed…
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1-800-GIMP
In her desperate attempts to climb the social ladder, pretentious Liz Bromberg holds a telethon to raise money for "unfortunate gimps." Liz and Blazer become allies as they exploit the magn…
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The Fraud Quad
Suave visitor Eduardo enters the Quads' severed lives: he's a Latin Love Quad, Man of the World, Chef, Healer, Environmentalist and so much more. He wins the hearts of all, especially Frann…
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Christmas Holidaze
Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over the Christmas holidays, especially with Griz constantly tempting him. But when Reilly falls off the wagon, and loses Blazer in a bad part of…
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Life Wheel 3000
The Handi-Capable Home Show is back in town, with high-tech gadgets for every disability. Lucky Reilly ends up with the Life Wheel 3000- "the wheelchair for tomorrow's cripple, today"- with…
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Gonad's Faust
Reilly, always proud of his sexual prowess, suddenly finds himself unable to perform. After several unsuccessful homeopathic cures, he makes a deal with the Devil himself: an erection-on-de…
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Monkey In The Middle
Frustrated by his physical limitations, Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet: Blazer, Spalding, Fontaine and Griz like the idea of a "hairy assistant," so they each get…
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The Son's Also Blinded
Thanks to a TV news story on the Quads, 10-year-old runaway Grover appears at the door: he's Fontaine's son. As Fontaine and Grover bond, Franny's biological clock starts ticking, much to R…
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Guinea Pigs
Deborah Golden, doing her doctorate in medical research, needs volunteers for medical experiments: Reilly, Lefty, Fontaine, Blazer and Griz are enlisted. Soon, Reilly walks with the help of…
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The Unkindest Cut
Reilly and company rent out a room to an attractive thalidomide, Randy- who, peeping Blazer discovers, is really a man. Meanwhile, Reilly has been swept up in a local election, running for…
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Fatal Distraction
Spalding wants to win the heart of his old flame Bruce, and he blackmails Reilly into posing as his boyfriend. At the same time, Griz's rough-and-tumble alcoholic sister is in town, and is…
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Spalding In The Family Way
Spalding's parents are visiting from Australia, throwing Spalding into a tizzy. He's never gotten along with his dad, and he's never told them that he's gay! Griz has his own problems: the…
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Church Of Reilly
Reilly, looking to scam a quick buck, transforms himself into a smooth-talking, faith-healing preacher man by convincing the guys that there's a vision of the Virgin Mary in his breakfast o…
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Vacation To Lesbos
Franny is fed up with Reilly taking her for granted, so she decides to play the field- only to wind up on the other team when she falls for another woman! A jilted Reilly is shocked, offend…
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To Slash Or Not To Slash
While pursuing his dream of becoming a legitimate actor, Lefty unwittingly winds up starring in a series of "B" horror movies. The rest of the gang are more than happy to capitalize on his…
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Let The Gimp Games Begin
The Quads concoct a new scheme to bring in some dough- by staging their own athletic competition, "The Gimp Games." In order to guarantee a clean sweep, they rig the events and sabotage the…
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Midnight Cash Cowboy
In a desperate bid to gain acceptance among the elite, sexually experimental ladies at her country club, Liz Bromberg instigates a sweaty, steamy affair with Fontaine. The word gets around…
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Trial And Error
Blazer meets a sexy wild woman at a rave, and it's love at first bite&but it's the next day that things really begin to heat up- when he's accused of her murder! Franny and Fontaine hunt fo…
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Gray Matter
Reilly has been living large on the extremely dead Mrs. Venables' social security checks, but when a government worker demands to see proof of her continued existence, Reilly must disguise…
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The Magnificent Severed
Reilly inherits a wad of green when a rich uncle dies, but Liz Bromberg claims that the money came from the theft of her famous rubies. The cops give Reilly 24 hours to prove the accusation…
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Griz Savant
The disability centre is going broke, and the Severed are forced to hold a talent show to raise money. Their performances suck big-time, and the event looks destined to fail- until Griz sit…
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Heaven Can Bite Me
Reilly accidentally eats a booze-laced brownie, prompting his decrepit liver to finally crap out. Falling into a coma, he is sent to Heaven to review his despicable life. Unable to find a s…
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The Gambling Bug
Blazer's gambling addiction has spiraled out of control, causing him to foolishly gamble away Maimed Manor- and Franny! While Reilly attempts to win Franny back, a despondent Blazer plans t…
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Cripple Challenge
The Severed become contestants on "The Cripple Challenge," a new reality show set at the Manor. Alliances are formed, backstabbing is rampant, and lying, cheating and sex are an important p…
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Cain And Enabler
Reilly becomes the sobriety sponsor of wild- but aging- rock star Flem Fleming. While sampling the carefree rock and roll lifestyle, Reilly's self-control is immediately weakened, and he be…
