Being Ian

2005 – 2008 63 episodes

Ian Kelley aspires to become a filmmaker. Unfortunately, his family is mostly indifferent towards his creative streak, which is a constant source of frustration for him. Ian is intelligent, if somewhat naive, and he has a very large imagination, and often gets lost in daydreams. His ultimate dream is to win an Academy Award, to the point that he constantly practices his acceptance speech, just so he will not be caught speechless if and when it ever does happen.

Episode guide

  1. The Kelley Boys and the Mysterious Lighthouse Mystery

    January 1, 2005 Season 1, no. 101 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian sends his pesky brothers on a prank treasure hunt, leaving no one to work the Surprise Sale at the family piano store.

  2. Cyrano de Mille

    January 11, 2005 Season 1, no. 102 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Kyle makes a deal with Ian to help him impress a girl by making a film about her.

  3. Piano Man

    January 18, 2005 Season 1, no. 103 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian secretly rebuilds a concert piano for Royal Stilton in exchange for tickets to his concert as an anniversary present for his parents.

  4. Truth in Advertising

    January 25, 2005 Season 1, no. 104 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian makes a TV commercial for his dad's store, and everyone in the family wants to direct! Grandma Kelley confesses that she has a home-shopping problem.

  5. Catch Me If You Cane

    February 22, 2005 Season 1, no. 110 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian meets a has-been film director at the old age home, and they make a film together for Ian's school project.

  6. Cool Status Quo

    March 1, 2005 Season 1, no. 108 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian becomes king of the nerds as they become the "new cool" at school.

  7. The Kelleys

    March 8, 2005 Season 1, no. 109 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian creates a hidden-camera reality show starring- who else?- The Kelleys!

  8. Once A Pawn A Time

    March 15, 2005 Season 1, no. 113 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian takes "marketing" to new heights when he joins the chess club.

  9. Joust Kidding Around

    March 22, 2005 Season 1, no. 111 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    It's a medieval theme for the civic festival, and Ian decides to use it as a backdrop for his latest production.

  10. The Boy Who Cried UFO

    March 29, 2005 Season 1, no. 112 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian's alien-invasion film has the family convinced of a real alien invasion. Odbald tries to break a musical world record.

  11. Links for Love

    April 5, 2005 Season 1, no. 116 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    When Ian's favorite uncle comes through town on a golf tour, Ian tries to help him find a love connection, using an online video profile.

  12. Miss Tweenage Burnaby

    April 12, 2005 Season 1, no. 105 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Sandi enters a beauty pageant- and she stinks! Ian makes a video to boost her ratings, but he only makes things worse... until his final cameo!

  13. Is There an Ian in the House?

    April 12, 2005 Season 1, no. 114 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    When Ian finds himself in hospital for an injury that he doesn't have, he turns the place into a "cuckoo's nest" trying to escape.

  14. For Whom the Wedding Bell Tolls

    April 17, 2005 Season 1, no. 115 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian videotapes a traditional Indian wedding but, much to the chagrin of the mother-in-law, he turns it into a Bollywood suspense-thriller!

  15. Band 'o' Bruthaz

    April 19, 2005 Season 1, no. 124 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    It's Kelley against Kelley as the family forms rival music groups for a talent competition. Featuring Gob.

  16. Sask-Watch

    April 26, 2005 Season 1, no. 119 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    The Kelly family goes on a ski trip to Whistler, where Ian and his big brother Korey go in search of the infamous Sasquatch. Amidst Ian and Korey's Sasquatch hunt in the winter wonderland,…

  17. Show Me the Bunny

    May 5, 2005 Season 1, no. 117 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian tries to make a "Bunny Monster" movie when he's forced to look after the retirement home's rabbit.

  18. Ian's Louse-ey Day

    May 12, 2005 Season 1, no. 118 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian actually TRIES to get head lice to avoid going to a silly girlie costume party.

  19. Bad Day at White Rock

    May 17, 2005 Season 1, no. 122 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian turns a regular family beach trip into "Castaway."

  20. The Curse

    May 26, 2005 Season 1, no. 120 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Spooky events occur at the music store, so Ian uses his camera to stake it out.

  21. Snow Fun

    May 31, 2005 Season 1, no. 121 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian's imagination gets the better of him when he, Sandi and Ty are trapped overnight at school during a freak snowstorm.

  22. Hockey Night in Burnaby

    June 7, 2005 Season 1, no. 125 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian gets behind the scenes with the National Hockey League's Vancouver Canucks, and his brothers almost ruin it for him.

  23. The Greatest Story Never Told

    June 9, 2005 Season 1, no. 106 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    A lack of baby pictures leads Ian to assume that he's adopted, and he's determined to get to the bottom of the story.

  24. Crime-Corder

    June 14, 2005 Season 1, no. 123 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian and Ty play video-detectives and vie for the attention of the same girl.

  25. Little Camp of Horrors

    June 15, 2005 Season 1, no. 107 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian goes to a sham horror film camp while the rest of his family goes "camping" with Ken in charge!

  26. Planet of the Imps

    June 28, 2005 Season 1, no. 126 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian starts an acting-school daycare at the Kelley home with disastrous results.

  27. O Brother, Where Art Thou?

    August 5, 2005 Season 2, no. 204 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian causes a rift between his parents, and he then tries to get them back together.

  28. SCREAM Because I Know What You Did to that Psycho Last Summer

    December 1, 2005 Season 2, no. 201 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian and the Kelleys go on a family vacation and run into some mysterious trouble along the way.

  29. Animal House

    December 7, 2005 Season 2, no. 202 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian turns the house into a shelter for disfigured animals.

  30. What's Comb Over You

    December 22, 2005 Season 2, no. 203 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian is certain his pranks are the reason that Korey has run away from home.

  31. Kelley vs. Kelley

    December 29, 2005 Season 2, no. 206 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    When Ian realizes that his Dad is bald, he starts worrying about what other traits he'll inherit.

  32. Morning Zoo

    September 5, 2006 Season 2, no. 205 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian and Dennis turn the school's morning announcements into a morning radio show.

  33. Ian the Peckyhead

    September 6, 2006 Season 2, no. 207 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian is forced to become Pecky The Pelican, the school's unpopular mascot.

  34. Being Principal Bill

    September 7, 2006 Season 2, no. 208 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian finds a hole under his bedroom floorboards that leads straight into the Principal's mind.

  35. Million Dollar $andi

    September 12, 2006 Season 2, no. 209 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian and Ty convince Sandi to try out for the school's boxing team.

  36. Health Nut

    September 13, 2006 Season 2, no. 210 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Some bad news from the doctor turns Ian into a health fanatic.

  37. Behind Bars

    September 14, 2006 Season 2, no. 211 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian sells chocolate bars for a school contest and uses subliminal advertising to help him.

  38. Out of Focus Group

    September 19, 2006 Season 2, no. 212 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian creates a popular film by giving the people what they want.

  39. Ken Kelley and the Keyboard Factory

    September 20, 2006 Season 2, no. 213 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    An accident makes Ken realize that he needs to find a successor to run the store.

  40. Kelley's Seven

    September 21, 2006 Season 2, no. 214 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian forms a group to help him find a thief who stole an old cheese sandwich eaten by a famous movie director.

  41. The Good Egg

    September 26, 2006 Season 2, no. 215 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian takes care of an egg for a school assignment but he becomes attached to it. Korey tries to find a job so he can earn money for a CD.

  42. 5 O'Clock Snooze

    October 3, 2006 Season 2, no. 216 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian becomes a news reporter.

  43. Home Alone

    October 10, 2006 Season 2, no. 217 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian is able to trick everyone out of the house so that he can have some private time.

  44. Dorkbusters

    October 17, 2006 Season 2, no. 218 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian realizes that he can sell his services as a professional dork.

  45. Spells Like Teen Spirit

    October 24, 2006 Season 2, no. 219 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian convinces his brother Kyle to enter for the school spelling bee.

  46. Dummy Up

    October 31, 2006 Season 2, no. 220 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian's personality changes when he finds an old ventriloquist dummy.

  47. The Great Escape

    November 7, 2006 Season 2, no. 221 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    A substitute teacher keeps Ian and the rest of the class after school, and it couldn't come at a worse time.

  48. Ian Kelley's Day Off

    November 14, 2006 Season 2, no. 222 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian and his friends skip school so that they can attend the premiere of a movie.

  49. The Fifth and a Half Sense

    November 21, 2006 Season 2, no. 223 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian gets hit in the nose and discovers that he can smell the future.

  50. Doofus

    November 28, 2006 Season 2, no. 224 TV Episode Studio B Productions

    Ian signs the Kelleys up for a reality show called "Parents Swap."