Treasure
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Episode guide
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A Little Black Dress
Delilah persuades Treasure to buy a little black dress ("You need one."). It's rather brief. Mum tells her that it makes her look rather grown up; Grandma is appalled; Brian (who has been i…
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Night Club
Treasure wants to go to an infamous nightspot called the Strobe. She and Mum battle out when she has to be back and whether she will allow Mum to collect her. Eventually, they agree to term…
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A Feminine Mystique
Treasure and Delilah are pursuing a rigorous program of self-improvement; they apply fake tan, shave their legs and dye their hair. What kind of a testament to Mum's feminist principles is…
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Treasure's Party
Treasure is having a party for her birthday. Mum, Grandma and all other adults are confined to the kitchen, where they slave away preparing food for the teenagers. Disaster strikes when the…
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Goldfish Murderer
There's a funny smell in the house. Eventually, it is tracked down to the fish tank in Treasure's room, where her goldfish are barely alive. Mum and Treasure work heroically to save them, a…
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The Big Sleep Over
Treasure wants to be allowed to have a boy stay in her room. Mum absolutely refuses, so Treasure and her friends go to Chloe's for a sleepover. The sleepover turns into a seance, which scar…
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Dog's Eyeball
Mum's attention is entirely taken up by the dog, which has had an operation on its eye. Not to be outdone, Grandma and Treasure are also feeling a little under the weather. In Treasure's ca…
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What Do We Want
Treasure and Grandma are just too demanding, so Mum goes on strike. As a result, Grandma makes far too much food, and Treasure is horrified by the slavery of being a kitchen helper. A terri…
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Two Wheels Good
Treasure persuades Mum to buy her a bike. Treasure is delighted, and she stays out for hours riding it, which means hours of worry for Mum and Grandma. Brian suggests that they go on a fami…
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Grandma Wins A Prize
Grandma wins a prize for her cheesecake, beating her rival, Mrs. Neville. Grandma's success attracts the attention of Jack, an old sea dog. She invites him around for dinner, giving the res…
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Treasure Is Not Stupid
Treasure is not speaking to Rosie or Delilah. They have called her stupid. Treasure vows to get more intelligent friends. She does: the two Mary's. They are insufferable. Mum can't bear it;…
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Everyone Go Away
Mum and Treasure need a holiday. Mum suggests camping; Treasure is appalled. After many rows, they agree on Cornwall, with Rosie and Delilah. Disaster strikes when they find that the cottag…
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Treasure In Space
The phone bill arrives. It's huge. Brian suggests that they get e-mail. Mum agrees, and she rations the number of calls that Treasure can make to one a day. Treasure spends hours e-mailing…
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Links With Europe
Treasure urgently needs to learn French verbs for a test. She's not doing very well, so Mum invites their neighbor Mrs. P around, along with her son Simon and his French pen-pal Jean-Marc.…
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Fit For Life
Mum decides that she's too fat. She begs Brian to go swimming with her, but he is strangely reticent. Mum is convinced that it's because she's ugly; he reveals that it's because he can't sw…
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Feeding Treasure
After a school trip to a dairy farm where all the cows look very miserable, Treasure decides to become a vegetarian. All she will eat is pasta and cheese; she becomes rather pale and thin.…
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Fame
Fame seems to beckon. First, Treasure gets a part in the school play. Then she, Rosie and Delilah are interviewed for the local evening news. Sadly, only Delilah actually appears in the bro…
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Who Are We?
It's careers day at school, and Treasure is advised that a career as a stylist might suit her. Mum has lost her job and is trying to write her CV, although it's very difficult, as she just…
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Unwelcome Visitor
Mum has an old college friend, Bob, to stay for the weekend. He is a doctor, and Grandma instantly sees him as excellent son-in-law material. Treasure becomes suspicious, and she tries to w…
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Milestone Year
It's Mum's birthday. She feels old, added to which she suspects that there may be a birthday surprise in store. Brian tries to plan one, but Grandma and Treasure encourage him to do somethi…
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Eco Treasure
It seems that the local park is to be built over in order to make way for a multiplex cinema. Treasure, Rosie and Delilah decide to become eco-warriors (necessitating appropriate hairstyles…
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Big Day Out
Treasure's class is due to go on a day trip to Paris when one of the parents pulls out and the trip is threatened. Luckily, Mum steps in at the last minute, and she agrees to accompany the…
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Two Faces Of Treasure
Treasure is being good! She has a part-time job, her teachers give glowing reports of her schoolwork, her friends' parents comment on how well-behaved and polite she is. Can this be the Tre…
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Nightmare On Oxford St.
It's Christmas, and Mum and Treasure are shopping on Oxford Street. Treasure spots an old man begging, and she gives him all her money. She accuses Mum of being really mean because she does…
