Android Love
- Studio
- CinéGroupe, Film Roman Productions, CHUM Television
- Distributor
- Ciné-Groupe Corporation
Synopsis
Captain's Log, stardate unknown (because Whip shorted out the main computer with a fluid so disgusting I don't even want to know what it is).
While I battled an antifreeze hangover (gotta remember not to let Whip label things in the liquor cabinet), T'Nuk took Six to a strip club to watch a bunch of robotic hunks shake their lugnuts. One of the degenerates performing in the club was Six's former fellow slave, Ten.
Ready for the kicker? When Ten and the other sexbots decided to escape from their enforced employment after the show, Six went with them! Why, God, why? Is it because I hit you with my starship at the beginning of time? I thought we sorted that out... How could she do this to me? How could she help that jury-rigged gigolo Ten steal my shuttle?
There was also the minor inconvenience of losing my sexbot. Luckily, I got a great deal on a new sex slave named Angel. So my problem was already half-solved.
I was eagerly awaiting Miss Angel's delivery when a gi-normous freckin' bounty hunter beamed aboard instead. He was tracking Ten, and now he was after Six, too. T'Nuk, ever the genius, accidentally handed him the exact coordinates of the shuttle. Looking on the bright side, I figured things couldn't get any worse. I was wrong. Angel waltzed in and hit on the damn bounty hunter instead of on me. My new sex slave was totally defective. (The story of my life, apparently.)
My hangover was starting to seem like the high point of my day.
After the bounty hunter left to find Six and Ten, I tried to get on with my life, but I couldn't. I missed my foxy snoogums ? uh, I mean, my shuttle ? too much. I ordered Bob to begin pursuit.
We arrived in the nick of time. The bounty hunter had put a tractor beam on my shuttle, so I locked ours onto the shuttle, too. Wussbag extraordinaire Bob couldn't hold his own in deep-space tug of war, though. Pretty soon we were being ripped apart.
For some freckin' reason, just because I'm the captain it's always my job to save the day. I tricked the bounty hunter into believing that he'd won the Galactic Publisher's Clearinghouse. He dropped his tractor beam to claim his prize and we escaped with my shuttle in tow. Once we were safely away I ditched Angel, and Six bundled Ten into a taxi bound for Somewhere Else.
Turns out that Ten and Six had wasted all their time alone together having moronic conversations about their "feelings." Two unsupervised sex slaves, and they were too busy blabbing to screw? That's what I call a programming defect.
I guess Six felt the same way: After Ten left, she was starving for a big, hot helping of fresh Chode.
Yesiree, I got my... um... shuttle back, and all is right with the universe.
While I battled an antifreeze hangover (gotta remember not to let Whip label things in the liquor cabinet), T'Nuk took Six to a strip club to watch a bunch of robotic hunks shake their lugnuts. One of the degenerates performing in the club was Six's former fellow slave, Ten.
Ready for the kicker? When Ten and the other sexbots decided to escape from their enforced employment after the show, Six went with them! Why, God, why? Is it because I hit you with my starship at the beginning of time? I thought we sorted that out... How could she do this to me? How could she help that jury-rigged gigolo Ten steal my shuttle?
There was also the minor inconvenience of losing my sexbot. Luckily, I got a great deal on a new sex slave named Angel. So my problem was already half-solved.
I was eagerly awaiting Miss Angel's delivery when a gi-normous freckin' bounty hunter beamed aboard instead. He was tracking Ten, and now he was after Six, too. T'Nuk, ever the genius, accidentally handed him the exact coordinates of the shuttle. Looking on the bright side, I figured things couldn't get any worse. I was wrong. Angel waltzed in and hit on the damn bounty hunter instead of on me. My new sex slave was totally defective. (The story of my life, apparently.)
My hangover was starting to seem like the high point of my day.
After the bounty hunter left to find Six and Ten, I tried to get on with my life, but I couldn't. I missed my foxy snoogums ? uh, I mean, my shuttle ? too much. I ordered Bob to begin pursuit.
We arrived in the nick of time. The bounty hunter had put a tractor beam on my shuttle, so I locked ours onto the shuttle, too. Wussbag extraordinaire Bob couldn't hold his own in deep-space tug of war, though. Pretty soon we were being ripped apart.
For some freckin' reason, just because I'm the captain it's always my job to save the day. I tricked the bounty hunter into believing that he'd won the Galactic Publisher's Clearinghouse. He dropped his tractor beam to claim his prize and we escaped with my shuttle in tow. Once we were safely away I ditched Angel, and Six bundled Ten into a taxi bound for Somewhere Else.
Turns out that Ten and Six had wasted all their time alone together having moronic conversations about their "feelings." Two unsupervised sex slaves, and they were too busy blabbing to screw? That's what I call a programming defect.
I guess Six felt the same way: After Ten left, she was starving for a big, hot helping of fresh Chode.
Yesiree, I got my... um... shuttle back, and all is right with the universe.
Characters
Six, Chode, Gus, T'Nuk, Whip, Spaceship Bob, Darph Bobo, Adam
Credits
Directing
- Director
- Bernie Denk
Producing
- Producer
- Daniele Joubert, Andrew Makarewicz
Writing
- Writer
- Terry Sweeney, Lanier Laney
- Story Editors
- Bill Rosenthal, Andrew Borakove
Animation
- Animator
- Bernie Denk
Voices
- Voice
- Gina Gershon (Six), Stephen Root (Chode), Maurice LaMarche (Gus), Gayle Garfinkle (T'Nuk), Rick Jones (Whip), "Stuttering" John Melendez (Spaceship Bob), Terence Scammel (Darph Bobo, Adam)
Music
- Music
- Mario Sevigny
Editing
- Editor
- Thomas Gill, Martin Briand
Crew
- Created By
- Chuck Austen, Chris Moeller
- Graphics
- Valery Mihalkov
- Sound
- Sylvain Bourgault
Production notes
A humorous and sexy send-up of all things SF, following the adventures of The Free Enterprise, a smuggling vessel led by a stumpy purple alien named Chode, who, along with his colorful group of misfit shipmates, battles arch-enemies and new obstacles in space each week.
Chode's crew includes Six, a sexy cyborg who happens to be the most advanced android ever created; Gus, Chode's sexually confused and verbally abused robot slave; T'Nuk, the ship's esthetically challenged pilot; and Whip, Chode's teenage slacker nephew. Spaceship Bob is the fastest ship in the galaxy.
3D animation.
The Sci-Fi Channel's first-ever original animated series.
Based on a Web short film of the same name, which debuted on Level13.net in November 1999, and which won the grand prize in the Playboy Animation Contest in 2000.
Chode's crew includes Six, a sexy cyborg who happens to be the most advanced android ever created; Gus, Chode's sexually confused and verbally abused robot slave; T'Nuk, the ship's esthetically challenged pilot; and Whip, Chode's teenage slacker nephew. Spaceship Bob is the fastest ship in the galaxy.
3D animation.
The Sci-Fi Channel's first-ever original animated series.
Based on a Web short film of the same name, which debuted on Level13.net in November 1999, and which won the grand prize in the Playboy Animation Contest in 2000.