Dude Duck

Me and my friend Chris used to wacth this cartoon, and both thought it was hysterical. In it, Donald tries to ride a horse but in the end the horse mangaes to humiliate him by making him land on an angry bull instead. The horse laughs hysterically nad makes fun of him while Donald gets stuck rifing into the desert on the bull! Chris was a saddist, and I guess this bought it out in him as he always liked farting and making me eat his stink while we watched this. After awhile, we got into a game of trying to humiliate each other the worst. One time, after I had played a really mean trick on him, Chris decided to get me back good. e went to a ranch, and he'd made a special arrangment withthe owners. Long story short, he convinced me to put a lasso around my waist, and then, before I could stop him, threw the other end around a tall fence and hoisted me up into the air. While I was yelling at himand wondering what was going on, he led a horse underneath me, put a saddle on it, then put glue on the saddle and a really nasty stink bomb on it. By this point I saw where this was ehaded, and tried to get out, but he climbed back onto the fence, turned around so his butt was right in my face an said: "eat this!" then cut one in my face and untied the rope. Just as I fell towards the horse I yelled "You Stinker!" and then my butt hit the saddle, the stink bomb exploded, the horse ran, and off I went! Stink was flying everywhere from my butt, and I was stuck! Just like in the cartoon, Chris straddeld the fence and laughed and yelled "PU! Smell ya later!" I could heear him laughing as the horse went charging off with me stuck on it! Later, we made a truce, as we both agreed that he had completely skunked me and that he had won. He totally got me! PU!