Prehistoric Ice Man

Kyle falls into an ice hole and when Stan comes to rescue him, they find a frozen man embedded in the ice. The boys pull the ice man out and drag him to town. Mephisto takes the ice man back to his laboratory to thaw him out. He discovers that the ice man has been frozen since 1996, as evidenced by his Eddie Bauer shirt. The ice man, Larry, is kept inside a sealed room that is made to seem like 1996. The government wants to get him for their own experiments, but Stan and Kyle free him. The government hires Steve Irwin (from "Crocodile Hunter") to track him down. Irwin takes them to the train station, where Stan and Kyle are putting Larry on a train to Des Moines, where everything is two years behind. Larry and Irwin struggle on top of the train, but a helicopter derails it and chops Irwin to bits. Larry quickly hops on the helicopter and flies himself to Iowa.

Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Mr. Herbert Garrison, Philip Niles Argyle, Timmy, Jimmy Swanson, God, Satan, Mr. Mackey, Tom the News Reporter, Clyde, Grandpa Marvin Marsh, Miss Diane Choksondik, Ned Gerblanski, Officer Barbrady, Big Gay Al, Mr. Hankey, Dr. Alphonse Mephesto, Dr. Doctor, Twong Lu Kim, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Stuart McCormick, Jimbo Kearn, Terrance Henry Stoot, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Tweek, Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Pip Pirrup, Priest Maxi, Shlomo, Chef, "Gorak, Steve" Larry