That Mustache Feeling

In 1974, somewhere in Argentina, a Mustache was created as a Cold War weapon. Twenty years later, the Mustache found its way to the lip of the Tick. The Tick displayed his new mustache proudly and ranted and raved on how sophisticated it looked. He strutted around the streets of the City showing his mustache to all that would look at it. His obsession with his new attribute annoyed Arthur completely. All this ended when the Tick caught the Mustache typing a reply letter to an RB in the classifieds. A struggle ensued when the Tick refused to read the Mustache's Spanish gibberish. The Tick was subdued after an intense battle wherein the Mustache touched his brain.

The Tick and Arthur attended Dot and Neil's wedding reception later. The Tick sought Taft for mustache advise, asking him if his mustache ever hurts him when Project Shave showed up. They completely destroyed the party and the Mustache escaped by attaching itself to Sewer Urchin and swinging him by the lips for 12 and a half miles to the Dewey Bridge. It was there that Jim Rage was ultimately defeated and the Mustache was united with its love, the Russian Beard or "RB" in the classifieds. Project Shave eventually split up, and the Mustache and Beard lived happily ever after.

The Tick, Arthur, Die Fledermaus, American Maid, Sewer Urchin, Kitty, Jim Rage, Crystal, Dinosaur Neil, Dot, Taft, Holly