Synopsis for the TV Cartoon Escape To Beer Mountain: A Rope Of Sand

Abe Lincoln has got the hots for the beautiful and popular Cleopatra, and hopes to make his move at John F. Kennedy's party. But John F. Kennedy, who's also looking to score with Cleo, won't let Abe come unless he brings the beer. The only question is- how will he get it? Meanwhile, Goth chick Joan of Arc tries to win Abe's heart through community service, starting a Teen Hotline to help her peers deal with the pressures of being clones. All the while, Principal Scudworth and his robotic sidekick Mr. Butlerton crash the party in an attempt to better understand the students. And that nutty Gandhi? He forwards calls from the hotline to his cell phone so he can go to the party.