Synopsis for the TV Cartoon Chickmate

Debbie's biological clock goes off, and she needs to have a baby. So she starts freaking out and acting strange. She takes a baby dolphin and starts calling it her baby, while Marco is trying to hit on Debbie the teacher, who happens to be black. The next day, while Marco is bragging about his conquest, Stormy calls her "Black Debbie", as a way to tell them apart. But Debbie suddenly wants to have a real baby, so she decides to let one of the crew impregnate her. Murphy, already nuts, thinks Debbie wanted to adopt one of them. He then adopts a mustache of his own. Stormy tries to play Debbie his tape, but Hesh ruins it by being his immature self and screaming how he wants sex. Then Marco tries to flex his steroid-enhanced body to woo Debbie, but this fails. Sparks tries to tell Debbie about a book, "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, which is about eating babies, and at the same time Stormy is being a total racist to Black Debbie. Both Debbies are disgusted. Then Dr. Quinn comes in and proceeds to nearly rape Debbie through her wetsuit, which pleases her. But, eventually, everyone starts arguing, and Debbie realizes that she doesn't want a baby with any of the freaks in the Sealab. Captain Murphy, distraught by the whole thing, looks to the space baby for help, though he has none to offer. Eventually, mustachioed Murphy ends up as the father of Debbie's new baby.

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