Posted: May 29, 2004
She Was Born That Way!
So I guess that would make this cat eligable for the Xmen, then, huh?
This time, the cat was born with the distinctive skunk markings down her back and upon her tail.
Usually the black cat will rub against the newly painted post or apply the stripe herself to ward off the dogs, but this time it was a birthmark.
We would get a sister who had no problem getting a man, then our deformed star would try and scare the guys away.
All but one!
With a female narrator, the cat, Fabette, would attempt to hold her breath one time and Madame Narrator would say "Fabette, you're not going to let a simple thing like breathing get in your way of true happiness?"
This is also the one in which Pepe would learn what Skonk de pew is and why everyone runs from him.
He would perfume himself to make himself smell nicer and Fabette also would counter by hanging out in the limburger cheese factory.
When next they would meet, he would now be running from her.
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